The various traumas of fictional characters: Percy Jackson 😌💅

This took too long 😫

Calling in Apollo’s favor

Hm. Big promise there, Lester. And I can’t help but notice that you didn’t swear on the River Styx… But no matter. What to choose, what to choose. No unicorns… disappointing. Maybe… more followers? Yes, “dear readers”, this was a sorta sneaky way of saying, please follow ol’ bluemallowmelt. And if you’re reading this on