pov: low quality Suz
Anyway. The more cults fandoms I join, the more headcanons I have, and the more I’ll share them~
Also if you haven’t played the game, these will make absolutely no sense (duh)
Kris Dreemur 🕴🏻
- 16 years old and an October child
- kinda seems aro/ace, also agender
- Rhubarb pie is obviously their favorite food
- Unironically loves the song Beep Beep I’m a Sheep
- Picks up new languages really easily (can speak like three at this point)
- Likes baggy clothing
- Lets Noelle play with their hair bc their hair is so soft
- Tried to give Susie a Snickers with the line, “you’re not yourself etc” (she tried to eat the wrapper)
- Does have a drivers license (Toriel was really against it tho)
- Would never visit Asgore of their own accord
- Lowkey a haphephobe
- Uses the “🥸” emoji way too often
- Weird Kid™️
Imposter syndromeunironically played Among Us all the damn time- Pierced ears
- Devours life savers
- First stole Asriel’s hoodies, then started taking Susie’s
- No because they’re actually so hot
Ralsei [idk] 😷
- 14 years old and an April baby
- pan and just a feminine boy ✨ (maybe just he/him??)
- Loves pancakes and marshmallows
- Pastel aesthetic
- Can crochet and knit
- Wears super fluffy jackets all the time because he’s cold 24/7
- Glasses are actual prescription glasses (like 12/20)
- Learned to bake because he was alone so often
- Would win MasterChef junior
- Knits in his spare time
- I would say he has a crush on Kris… but the theory that he’s Kris’s brother is way too suspicious for me
- Loves floral scents & always wears flowery perfume
- The mom of the group
- His ears are also pierced
Susie [something] 🦄
- 17 years old, born in September
- definitely a butch lesbian and probably bigender (so like she/he) (but I’m just using her in-game pronouns; she/her)
- b l u e c h a l k .
- Could eat someone whole if she tried 😁👍
- Lowkey likes chewing on dog toys
- Would rock the goth aesthetic
- Hasn’t worn a dress since second grade
- Skater gorl
- Actually has super curly hair, but always combs it out (so her hair is fluffy)
- Almost held back, but the teacher didn’t want to deal with her two years in a row
- I regard Paper Trail as canon, so the hamster incident happened
- Would wear a dog collar for shits and giggles
- Wants Noelle to do her makeup, but too scared to ask
- Has freckles
- Oblivious 😔
- Didn’t know that she could get a drivers license at 16
- No but like wtf is her last name
- Really loves baggy pants
- Was terrified of the Teletubbies
Noelle Holiday 🏳️🌈
- 16 years old and obviously a leap baby
- also a lesbian (femme tho) and does lowkey have mtf trans vibes (she/her)
- Strawberries are her favorite
- Super curly, fluffy hair
- Her ears perk up when she’s happy and stuff like that
- Plays the viola
- Likes wearing hair clips and has a huge collection of them
- Her nails are black, like her hooves
- Wears eyeliner all the time, and often does Kris’s too
- Really good with makeup
- Master of cosplay
- Her nose lights up when she’s happy or surprised
- Had braces when she was in third to fifth grade
- Too scared to drive, so Kris drives her around
- Really likes upbeat pop (*cough* Cyber’s World *cough*)
- Ears are pierced
- Really good at shopping for people
- Had a horse girl phase
- Also had a crystal phase
- Loves to crochet
Lancer Jack 🎣
- probably like 11—and like born in May or something
- Idk he’s super young so I guess just cis straight (but seems like a he/it)
- dark candy and other uber sweet stuff is his favorite
- Gabi dads lmao
- He has little cat ears and a smol tail, and I will fight those who disagree
- His spade eye piece is kinda like sunglasses
- Has really thick eyelashes
- Was feed worms in a smoothie, courtesy of Rouxls
- Loves tagging along on Rouxls’ puzzle making disasters
- Doesn’t have the bonus mouth thing yet 😔✊
Berdly [ugh] 🐒
- 16 years old, January
- cis straight (but a very agro ally)
- Idk would probably eat seeds or whatever
- gamer
- Played Star Fox as a child and really liked Falco
- Can’t fly
- Tried to as a small child tho
- Took his respect women pills 👍
- A huge fan of VN’s but never would admit it
- Actually does have a crush on Suz
- 10/10 would go to a pride parade
- Still doesn’t know Susie’s lez
- Really bad at gift shopping for others (so he always shops with Noelle)
…is it obvious which characters I think about a lot?
Anyway g’bye mate
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