I’m still alive! Sorry to disappoint you
So I recently recruited a lovely friend of mine—let’s call her Viv—to
my cult the Keeper fandom
And… well, let’s just say she’s sparked a lot of interesting conversations
(I changed names of all people involved for privacy reasons ☺️) (but if they secretly follow this blog they’ll be able to tell who’s who)
(and if they’re reading this: yeah, I have a terrible memory. leave me alone—)
Nia: Okay, wait, the alicorn twins, right?
Nia: How is the timeline thingy gonna stay alive if there’s only a family of four?
Stella: Oh no.
Me: literally the only reason I’m still alive right now is Keefe Sencen and that’s slightly concerning.
Stella: I have a great idea
Stella: Let’s assign each other Keeper boys. We need less self esteem in this group
Nia: Milly is Dex
Olive: True, true. You’re Keefe
Nia: lmao I’m the only artist here
Me: Olive, you’re, uh, Wylie
Stella: *dying laughing*
Stella: I’m— I’m Fitz—
Me: Wait that means I’m Tam
Nia: Sounds about right
Me: I wanted to be Keefe ;-;
Viv: I have another theory!
Me: Oh god, not this again
Viv: What if everyone is Keefe—
Stella: Zoe, we need to talk about your unhealthy obsession with Keefe
Me, who just got done crying over Keefe’s memories: What obsession
Viv: Okay, okay, hear me out: Tam, Dex, and Biana in a poly relationship
Lily: *opens mouth to refute it* *closes mouth* wait…
Me: I can see it! Screw the love triangle!
Lily: What Keeper character do I remind you of?
Me: Hm, probably Stina. But like, she’s awesome. But questionable. Like you!
Olive: I JUST MET KEEFE!
Luka: Can you two calm down? He’s not that great.
Me: Wow. As the mom of the friend group, I hereby disown you. Goodbye.
Stella: Okay, Zoe, how many unfinished fanfics with Keefe in them do you have?
Me: *mumbles something*
Me: like 14…
Nia: Okay, but I’d be the only one who’d actually get along with Keefe. Think about it.
Milly: Maybe Zoe though
Me: thank you
Nia: Zoe’s too annoying for him
Me: …shut up I’m just lonely
Stella: Asking Keeper characters for their pronouns, go!
Me: Sophie would probably say “the girl ones” and Fitz would say “well, I’m a boy, so he/him”
Lily: Biana would say, “she/her! And yours?”
Viv: Marella would be a she/they
Me: Linh would be a she/her and Tam would be a xey/xem
Lily: Keefe would just run away. He clearly has hardcore gender dysphoria
k bye besties