More Keeper headcanons: girl time!

lmaoooo still love these

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Sophie Foster ✧

• Lowkey has: paranoia
• Allergic to: librium because that’s funny
• A terrible artist
• Has her ears pierced, but they’ve almost closed up
• Honestly she’s just annoying so I don’t really think about her
• Sophie once said: “Death isn’t real. It’s a social construct created by the government to instill fear and let them erase prole they dislike.”

Biana Vacker ✧

• Lowkey has: yeah, a superiority complex
• Allergic to: grey dye and pollen
• Great at drawing outfits
• A master cosplayer seamstress
• Comes across as bi
• Hardcore feminist
• Literally just Rarity 😤💖
• Would start up a small business—probably making lip gloss
• Well aware of her own love triangle
• Such a girlboss
• Loves donuts
• Her complements just erase all doubt and insecurities from someone’s head
• Biana once said: “Who would win, me or Helen of Troy? Actually, don’t answer that—the answer is obviously me. In any category.”
• (Yes, Helen of Troy was obviously an elf)

Linh Song ✧

• Lowkey has: an inferiority complex 😔
• Allergic to: a certain type of water plant (which I’ll just call uh hYdRoOt)
• Actually creates lo-fi
• Loves, loves, loves plants
• Literally just wants to crochet her fat lil bees in peace
• Super into kawaii puzzle games
• Secretly loves slice-of-life and isekai fluffy-harem manwha/manga (her favorite is Komi Can’t Communicate)
• Obsessed with kawaii snacks
• A firm believer in April Fool’s Day
• Loves cutting out pretty pictures from magazines and making collages (forces Marella to do it with her)
• Linh once said: “If you don’t let me finish crocheting this potato, I’ll turn you into mashed potatoes.”

Marella Redek ✧

• Lowkey has: nah she’s flawless
• Allergic to: freakin quintessence. She was so confused when she found out
• Piercings and tattoos ✨
• Definitely a lesbian
• Has slapped Fitz several times. Regrets none of them
• A P!ATD fan
• Super into cosplay and begs Biana to create costumes for her
• The one who got Tam into Undertale/Deltarune
• Aggressively feminist 💅
• Actually close friends with Keefe but pretends she isn’t (no because I love their dynamic)
• Marella once said: “The day I let a man my age tell me what to do is the day I act on my homicidal urges.”

Stina Heks ✧

• Lowkey has: WELL SHE WOULD NEED TO ACTUALLY SHOW UP FOR ME TO KNOW—
• Allergic to: unicorns. her parents were so disappointed
• Has given up on being liked by Sophie
• Actually had a crush on Sophie
• Kinda seems aro/ace?
• Would be super into TikTok storytimes
• Lowkey reminds me of my awesome aunt
• Stina once said: “I’m pretty sure I can pierce my own eyebrow. Actually. I’m pretty sure Marella could.”

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Heheh… see you next time!