I still love doing these 😌💅
Anyway, I got this idea while talking to my friend about *cough* spicy ideas *cough*
Some of which I’m not going to include because there’s no way that’s going on the Internet
But uh yeah that’s the pitiful introduction, onto the actual headcanons!
(This isn’t gonna be in a list format, cause I kinda wanna discuss the ideas behind each one
Also I don’t have that many—)
All genders are included in Match Lists
Okay, this one is more just like, “please Shannon” than “reasonable deduction”
But I mean, you’d be lying if you haven’t ever considered the many LGBTQIA+ ships spread across the fandom
Some of them are pretty cute, some of them are very questionable
Let’s be honest for a second: shipping two straight dudes together probably isn’t gonna work out
Elves also don’t discriminate against LGBTQIA+ folks
Another way the elves are far superior to us lowly humans
Unfortunately, considering all the very, very straight people in the series, there probably won’t be a aromantic Councilor or a lesbian Sophie Squad member
Sigh… there goes my dreams of Marlinh
There’s probably a theme park somewhere in Atlantis
This one is kinda self-explaining
There really has to be. Probably built by some Technopath with a lot of spare time
Tattoos and piercings please
Imagine… your favorite kickass characters with a septum piercing
I’d be lying to myself if I said I’ve never pictured it before
Wouldn’t it be awesome?
Suicide is unheard of
That really took a turn—
But, death itself is barely comprehendes by the elves, so someone who wants to die?
You could probably count on one hand the suicide count in the Lost Cities
Therapy doesn’t exist
This ties in with the suicide thing
The elves probably deny the existence of mental illnesses, so therapists aren’t a thing
The poor depressed elves would have to illegally hop over to the Forbidden Cities just for their prescription and a check up with their version of Miss Anna (my therapist)
Education is free
Well… it’s more like money (or lusters I guess) have like no value
When you think about, money that equals millions of (English) dollars, it’d be impossible to assign it appropriate value
Like, five hundred million times one million is like… 5e14? what
Stupid math terms. I barely freaking understand how to use exclamation points in a formula—
It’s a lot.
Pedophilia is incredibly hard to address
We’ve gone off of the deep end I think
This isn’t much of a headcanon, just a concern
Alden and Della are a hundred entire years apart, and that’s okay apparently
My mom spotted another example: Fitz and Sophie
While neither of them are legal adults (though Fitz is eighteen now so huh) it’s kinda iffy
The one what’s-her-name Mentor… Lady Belva I think
wHO HAD AN ENTIRE CRUSH ON KEEFE WHO WAS LIKE FOURTEEN
I was apparently the only one who was absolutely disgusted by that
God??? Doesn’t exist I guess???
Even though I’m a Christian (I guess) this gives me no problem.
What does give me a problem is the fact that this is never addressed.
Are the elves atheists? Or no?
Okay so that’s all I got
Not a lot sorry—
Okay byee see you next week 😙
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yeah the whole lady Belva thing was gross… but also they kinda don’t have anything to worry about with the age division because of the “no violence” thingy.