Keeper girl headcanons—bigger and better than ever!

Ah, it’s finally here—the girl version of the headcanons.

And I’m finally back, too! Did ya miss me? I promise I still love y’all—

((And once again, remember that these are just my opinions/theories on things that were never canonically confirmed! 😀))

{also I only have a couple for Marella, Stina, and Maruca I’m sorry}

Sophie Foster ❤️‍🩹

Sign: Pisces ♓️
Theme song: Glued by Melanie Martinez (ouch)
Mental illnesses: PTSD and anxiety
This girl is an absolute mess 99% of the time—except for when she’s sleeping
AND SHE ALMOST NEVER SLEEPS
Definitely has a diary. “dEaR dIaRy ToDaY fItZ tAlKeD tO mE oMg!”
Actually lowkey likes to be dressed up by Biana but would never say it
Major bookworm—she still buys and reads books from the Forbidden Cities
Would annotate and highlight her books too 👌
Definitely likes indie pop—especially AJR
I want to believe she’d love the Greek mythos like me 🥺
Got a human phone 😌✨
And got everyone else a human phone
Fantasizes about becoming an author and writing about her adventures (cough)
Greatest phobia? Claustrophobia
Considered taking elixirs (daily) so that her eyes would be blue
But take a second to appreciate how much she’s been through. I’m surprised she can still joke, and Keefe too—
Had to grow up really fast. And is still doing it!
Just imagine Sophie with tattoos though. She’d have a black skull on her hand to represent her echoes 💀
This girl needs therapy 😩
Dark Academia gurl
Favorite color: teal, duh. But I lowkey think it’s changed to red

Biana Vacker 💖

Sign: Cancer. Don’t kill me please—
Theme song: Princesses Don’t Cry by Carys
Mental illnesses: Also PTSD and ✨possibly✨ a superiority complex
Also needs therapy 😃
The friend with the sailor mouth
Despises mirrors, yet still uses them
Goes to bed pretty early and wakes up also very early
Goes shopping at least once a week, and buys at least five things
Uses curlers 😌
Legitimately shows off her scars
Would be the kind of person to go, “oh you think you have it hard? Well—”
Loves the alicorn babies 🥰
No, but her back must hurt from carrying the series—
She would be a model. Fight me, I dare you.
Carries around an average of three weapons per outfit
We all know about the Foster love “triangle,” but what about the whole thing between her, Dex, and Tam?? This needs to be talked about!
Number one match? Some random dude 😀 did you actually think I’d say Tam or Dex?? (It’s Tam—)
Favorite color: purple 💜

Linh Song 💘

Sign: Aquarius, duh
Theme song: Life In Color by OneRepublic 🌈
Mental illnesses: I don’t know 😭
This girl is so cottagecore it hurts—
Just an UwU girl 🥺
Uses kaomojis (◕‿◕✿)
Likes to say stuff like “ethereal” and “reverie” and “luxurious”
Somehow doesn’t hate her parents
She reminds me so much of Bianca di Angelo 😞
Loves Disney (no, not Dex 🤪)
Manifested when she was playing the nearby water at Choralmere with Tam, and he was nearly washed out to sea
Would play and enjoy Animal Crossing
Her favorite villager would definitely be Merengue 🍰
I feel like her future job would painting landscapes 🖼
Would love gardening 👩🏻‍🌾
The “mom friend”
I said it before, and I’ll say it again: V S C O G I R L (andioop sksksksksksksksksk)
Okay but Linh with scrunchies 😚
The younger twin 😌😌😌
T H E M O R E P O W E R F U L T W I N
But she just wants to sing with the birdies like a princess
If looks could kill she’d be a mass murderer (by looks I mean the condescending kind)
“What’s a meme?”
Favorite color: all of them 🥰

Stina Heks 💜

Sign: Scorpio ♏️ 😈
Theme song: 100 Bad Days by AJR
Mental illness: superiority complex
Is actually really insecure about her family 😗
Would wear makeup 💄
Was actually really excited to join Team Valiant
Did y’all notice when she called Sophie “Foster?” Idk but that s h o o k m e .
Likes those flip-sequin type of thing
Would play Mario games
Would be a sore loser because she’s terrible at the games
Favorite color: dark purple

Marella Redek ❤️‍🔥

Sign: Leo (I promise I’m not biased—)
Theme song: Here by Alessia Cara
Mental illnesses: superiority and inferiority complex, anxiety, and depression
Memelordddddd 😎
This girl only reads enemies to lovers 💔
Would get piercings and tattoos 👌
Tough Love™️
The one overprotective friend
The chill but also actually really edgy friend
Spends literally all her time on the human phone Sophie got her. TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, everything
And she has like millions of followers
Is definitely not above threats to get what she wants
Fourth wall: s h a t t e r e d .
Favorite color: scarlet 😌

Maruca Chebota 💙

Sign: Gemini 😇
Theme song: Wait A Minute! by WILLOW
Mental illnesses: let’s go with a classic: a superiority complex, something almost all elves have
When she manifested, she accidentally created a forcefield around Wylie and it took her hours and get it to disappear
Favorite colors: pink, purple, and blue
That’s literally all I got sorry 😭

Aaand—I’m gonna show you all my three posters I got from books, since I spiked the interest of some people. (You know who you are)

I got that one from my Heroes of Olympus set. Beautiful.

My brothers always gag when they see this 😆

I got that one from the Barnes&Noble exclusive version of Unlocked (it was the underside of the normal book jacket)—which I actually didn’t realize it was exclusive until after I bought it.

But, I mean, $30 was worth it.

((Except I keep re-reading Keefe’s memories and I don’t have the emotional capacity for that every day—))

It’s my pride and joy, and the only reason I’m still alive, and I love it—