Salvete!
Today I come to you with KotLC headcanons… but this time they are facing the right way 😆
Sooo…. yeah! Let’s do this!
(And just a reminder: these are just my opinions on things! You could disagree or whatever! I don’t care about your opinion!)
Keefe Sencen 😘
- Sign: absolutely a Leo. Except for the destructive bit—
- Theme songs (I imagine he sounds like Shawn Mendes; fight me I dare you): In My Blood by Shawn Mendes and
Hey Look Ma I Made ItVictorious by Panic! At The Disco - Sokeefe theme: Cure by Valley
- Favorite (human) song: MONSTER ENERGY GUN! by KevinKempt
- It takes an entire HALF AN HOUR to style his hair—boy who do you need to look ✨that✨ good for? Sophie? She doesn’t care anyway! 💁♀️
- He wakes up at like 5 and goes to bed at 12—if he even sleeps (which, same)
- p r e t t y b o y
- Uses cheesy pickup lines
- Can’t grammar
- Can ice skate. And is extraordinary good at it ⛸💨
- Sophie—for some reason—introduced him to Vines, TikTok, and memes, and this boy now goes around sprouting audios and Vines (He’s Gen Z, he deserves to know his heritage 😔✊)
- We all know about the Foster Fan Club, but what about the Sencen Fan Club?? It exists, and he knows it 🙈
- There was this one time him and Fitz got in a big fight and Keefe beat him halfway to hell because he is a ✨brawler✨
- Actually has only one hair product he uses, but he’s scared it’ll run out so he bought a lot of other products
- Actually has a melder—
- Fantastic baker; one time he made mallowmelt for Sophie and she devoured it in 30 seconds
- And he has the recipe memorized for Sophie 🥺💓
- Just a reminder that other girls in Foxfire like him and he knows it, but just doesn’t care
- M E M E L O R D
- Hates Tam because Tam is: annoying, childish, and just WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT HIS HAIR (specifically his stupid bangs 🙄)
- Loves spicy food 🌶
- Mental illness: massive PTSD and hero complex
- When he started to like Sophie: the Exile hideout thing
- Category: pretty/gorgeous (iykyk)
Dex Dizznee 😇
- Sign: Libra ♎️♎️♎️
- Theme songs: Annabelle’s Homework by Alec Benjamin and Machine by Imagine Dragons (actually listen to it please)
- Sodex theme: Let Me Down Slowly by Alec Benjamin
- Favorite (human) song: just lo-fi
- Doesn’t even comb his hair 💇
- Killer gamer, I mean, he’s literally Dream but Lost Cities (no I actually don’t follow Dream SMP)
- Made a literal Taser and attacked Keefe with it—Keefe’s hair was messed up for days
- Likes sweets 🍬
- The first thing he created was a sorta disco ball that lit up (when he was 10-ish), and he turned it on suddenly in the triplets’ room and they all jumped so badly… 😂
- Immaculate grammar
- He made a little gun-like gadget for Sophie that had confetti in it to threaten the Neverseen but she used on Grady, Fitz, and Keefe
- Mental illness: anxiety 😛 (same lol)
- When he started to like Sophie: actually love at first sight 😚
- Category: cute (poor him; only cute 😂)
Tam Song 😈
- Sign: Aquarius. Or Virgo, I can’t decide cause he’s a twin
- Theme song: Lonely by Alan Walker (I KNOW, BUT HIS ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT IS BEING EMO— I REALLY TRIED)
- Favorite (human) song: Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
- It takes 10/20 minutes to style his hair
- Username on any internet thing: sad•boy•hours
- Whenever he cuts his hair, he re-dips it in silver to continue to annoy his parents
- The one who actually came up with the idea to dip their hair
- The older twin—that’s why he wuvs Linh so much
- Sour/bitter foods 🍏
- Took karate/whatever you want call it I can’t bring myself to care
- The only one who didn’t join the ✨friend group✨ by free will
- Terrible baker—he could burn Linh’s water
- Would be absolute besties with Nico di Angelo (sorry not sorry)
- Absolutely never flinches—even though Linh and Keefe keep trying
- Hates Keefe because Keefe is: annoying, childish, and just WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT HIS HAIR
- Oh, and because of the shadowvapor-reading thing
- Mental illness: depression, duh
- Category: handsome
Fitz Vacker 🥸
- Sign: the angriest of them all… Aries. 🐐💢
- Theme song: I See Fire by Ed Sheeran (promise I don’t think he’s a pyromaniac… ✝️crosses self✝️)
- Sophitz theme: Time by NF
- Favorite (human) song: idk something by Twenty-One Pilots
- Takes 15 minutes to style his hair
- Two words: Jackson? Johnson (TELL ME IF YOU GET THIS REFERENCE SOMEONE NEEDS TO)
- Probably cusses
- s a l a d 🥗
- Just a reminder that other girls in Foxfire like him, too, and he knows it, but just doesn’t care
- Has a flipping fan club—
- Is actually 👑royalty👑 (actually, no, he’s not. Or is h—)
- WHAT IS UP WITH HIS STUPID ACCENT?? SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS SO ✨HOT✨ ABOUT A cRiSp AcCeNt—LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEAAN????
- AND HIS MOVIE STAR SMILE?? LIKE SOPHIE STFU ABOUT IT OR I SWEAR ON ZEUS I’LL—
- OH AND HIS TEAL EYES!! IF I HAD A SINGLE PENNY FOR EVERY TIME SOPHIE MENTIONS HIS EYES I’D BE RICHER THAN THE ELVES
- Mental illness: a n g e r i s s u e s
- When he started to like Sophie: Allve— Allen— Allevtu— the gnome place in Neverseen
- Category: handsome/pretty
Wylie Endal 🤩
- Sign: Taurus, yes.
- Theme songs: broken by lovelytheband and On Top Of The World by Imagine Dragons
- Favorite (human) song: actually, probably broken by lovelytheband
- How long to style hair? What hair? (I know, the book says he has dreads but the official art has him shaved so…)
- Used to have a little memorial for his mom and dad 🥺
- “What’s a meme?”
- Loves sweets 🍭
- The dad of the group honestly
- Feels really bad for being mean to Sophie
- Actually really soft inside 🧸
- Cannot STAND spicy foods 🥵
- Would be besties with Beckendorf 🛠😏
- Dances like NOBODY’S
WATCHINGBUSINESS 🕺 - Tbh I think he’s gonna be the next to die 😌💅 (or Sandor)
- Mental illness: also anxiety
- Category: handsome 💖
Uuuuh so that’s all I got
This was fun though 😆
Maybe I’ll do a re-write of the KotLC girl headcanons… 🤔
(Ask me if you want that! I can’t guarantee it’ll come fast though… 😅)
Well, αυτοί!
PS: The 15th is my birthday! Just an announcement! 🥳❣️
I AGREE WITH ALMOST ALL OF THESE
Oh. Mah. Gosh. I did get the Jackson-Johnson thing and it fits Fitz (ha. ‘fits fitz.’ funny. am I okay????) so well. Remember when he called Dex Deck?!?! 😳
AHHHHHHHHH I CAN SEE FITZ AS A PYROKINETIC NOW VERY CLEARLY. 👀🔥
GiRl I think you mean Alluvetere. If even that’s the correct spelling.
IKR I can’t imagine his crisp accent. At all. Like. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????? Shannon, darling, you’re the woman who created lord HUNKHAIR. You couldn’t think of something better? *scoff*
*sobs because I know Nico and Tam will never get to meet even though I want them to sooooooo bad* 😭😭
Also yes Keefe should die (I MEAN I’D HATE IT BUT I MEAN IT’D BE GOOD FOR THE pLoT [although who cares about the plot, KEEFE MUST LIVE 😭😭😭😭]) next, but lol shannon messenger would nEvEr. If she does she’d surprise me a looooooot. Not by his actual death but the fact that SHE actually went through with it.
Also, isn’t Linh actually older? I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel like it was mentioned in the books. Somewhere. Of course I’m too lazy to actually look for anything about it – like who would flip through thousands of pages to find such a small detail?
Oh and, PuH-lEaSe post the normal version of the girl headcanons too. I was too lazy to read it the first time- obviously.
and wOw this comment is long (once you get me talking about KOTLC, well, eh-heh, I could go onnnnnnnnnnnnnn) so- bye-
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Oh my god—
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Such a. Long comment gets such an ungrateful reply. When will the world get justice???
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Look when people post long comments/text me an essay I won’t respond to everything.
Learn to summarize. 😀
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“essay” -_-
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Yeah 😃
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this is utter perfection!!!!!!! Ineedthelittlegunconfettithingy also in the next book TEX or DAM neeeeeeeeeds to happen, I mean emo dark shady guy + adorably sweet innocent dude should tottaly be a thing!!!!!!!!
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✨tex mex✨
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just so you know I’m talkin’ about Tam and Dex!
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does TEX sound better…. yeah….. probably?
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