Ok. Since humans find suffering hilarious, I decided to share some funny and embarrassing stories that happened via Among Us.
This won’t be in my typical writing format, by the way.
#1: Orange and Green.
(This one’s more sad than funny, to be honest.)
Orange & Green: We’re married! 😀
Orange & Green: *has kid* *names him James* *pairs up* *overall just being adorable*
Green: Adios, losers! ✌🏻 *ghosts Orange*
Orange: I guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went! (bluemallowmelt snickers)
Me (blue): Omg, I’ll protect you, Orange!
Game: Orange=Impasta! 😛
Me: *tries to stick by Orange and protect her and James*
Orange: Nah. *avoids me*
Me: wut. *finds Orange*
Orange: fine. *kills me*
Me: wut. how dare.
(after game) Me: Orange.
Orange: sry. 😦 I did what I had to do.
#2: Blue (me) and White.
(Little backstory: I like to randomly say I love you to people in Among Us. And my friend was in a game with me, and we’ll call him… Percy… yes.)
Me: *sees White* I wuv u 😀
White (aka. SUS [username], aka. Percy): …
Game: okie dokie let’s start
Me: la la la la, doing my tasks, la la la la
Me: *realizes White/SUS is Percy* *gasps*
Me: *calls Emergency Meeting* I no wuv u, Percy.
#3: Me (blue) and Mango (orange)
Me: *sees Mango* Mango Cheese! 😀
Mango: *gasps* I wuv Percy Jackson!
Me & Mango: *pairs up* *tasks together*
Mango: *kills in front of me*
Game: O: body! report!
Everyone (even Mango): bruh, killed in front of you.
(couple games later) Me: *deep breath* hey, can I have ur number?
(next game) Me: uh, number pls?
Mango: *ghosts me*
Me: wut. noooooooooooooooooooooo
Ok, *deep breath* Mango whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
We could’ve been such good frieeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnddddddssssssssss!!!!!