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Funny Among Us stories.

Ok. Since humans find suffering hilarious, I decided to share some funny and embarrassing stories that happened via Among Us.

This won’t be in my typical writing format, by the way.

#1: Orange and Green.

(This one’s more sad than funny, to be honest.)

Orange & Green: We’re married! 😀

Orange & Green: *has kid* *names him James* *pairs up* *overall just being adorable*

Green: Adios, losers! ✌🏻 *ghosts Orange*

Orange: I guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went! (bluemallowmelt snickers)

Me (blue): Omg, I’ll protect you, Orange!

Game: Orange=Impasta! 😛

Me: *tries to stick by Orange and protect her and James*

Orange: Nah. *avoids me*

Me: wut. *finds Orange*

Orange: fine. *kills me*

Me: wut. how dare.

(after game) Me: Orange.

Orange: sry. 😦 I did what I had to do.

#2: Blue (me) and White.

(Little backstory: I like to randomly say I love you to people in Among Us. And my friend was in a game with me, and we’ll call him… Percy… yes.)

Me: *sees White* I wuv u 😀

White (aka. SUS [username], aka. Percy): …

Game: okie dokie let’s start

Me: la la la la, doing my tasks, la la la la

Me: *realizes White/SUS is Percy* *gasps*

Me: *calls Emergency Meeting* I no wuv u, Percy.

Everyone: …ok

#3: Me (blue) and Mango (orange)

Me: *sees Mango* Mango Cheese! 😀

Mango: *gasps* I wuv Percy Jackson!

Me: *gasps*

Me & Mango: *pairs up* *tasks together*

Mango: *kills in front of me*

Game: O: body! report!

Everyone: mango!

Me: noooooooooooo

Everyone (even Mango): bruh, killed in front of you.

Me: nooooooooo.

*game ends*

(couple games later) Me: *deep breath* hey, can I have ur number?

Mango: …

Everyone: ohhhhhhhh!!

(next game) Me: uh, number pls?

Mango: *ghosts me*

Everyone: O:

Me: …

Me: wut. noooooooooooooooooooooo

Everyone: O:

Me: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ok, *deep breath* Mango whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


We could’ve been such good frieeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnddddddssssssssss!!!!!

Published by ✰ᴢᴏᴇ✰

✎ aspiring writer and artist. lives for Undertale and Deltarune, KotLC, and everything Riordan has written ever

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