Calling in Apollo’s favor

Hm. Big promise there, Lester. And I can’t help but notice that you didn’t swear on the River Styx…

But no matter. What to choose, what to choose.

No unicorns… disappointing.

Maybe… more followers?

Yes, “dear readers”, this was a sorta sneaky way of saying, please follow ol’ bluemallowmelt. And if you’re reading this on Safari, go on WordPress! Hit follow and gods I sound like a YouTuber.

That’s literally it.

Also, I’ve posted like a million things today. This ain’t going to happen everyday.